Laurita’s New Year’s Resolutions

for 2013

This year, I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.

I will always “check for paper”
when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case” when playing twister at a party.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.

So what’s your New Year’s resolutions ??? 

delete reply sanssouciblogs wrote on Dec 24, ’07 Ha Ha! TeeHee! HoHo! I’ll get a BMW.

delete reply strongwilledwoman wrote on Dec 24, ’07 Those are so funny. My resolution is not to make any resolutions, cuz I can never keep them and why sweat the small stuff. My list is an if list. If I gain 5 pounds, I will not neglect my ice cream vendor. If my hair turns grayer I will not, color it blue. If I wear my orange hat, red blouse, green skirt and  purple socks shopping, I will not try on new shoes.  Well maybe if……….Have a great day.

edit delete reply lauritasita wrote on Dec 25, ’07 I don’t really have any resolutions this year, but I like to hear everyone elses, LOL!!!

delete reply laura1may wrote on Dec 27, ’07 I shall avoid all sugar and fat unless eating out. I shall eat out as much as possible.

edit delete reply lauritasita wrote on Dec 28, ’07 Maybe lose that last 200 lbs.(just kidding).