My New Year’s Resolutions
For 2016
This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always
“check for paper” when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will no longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants.
So what’s your New Year’s resolutions ???
Have a happy and healthy new year!!!
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Happy New Year, Sis!!! May all your dreams come true!I resolve to not resolve!
Hahaha! Great resolutions. As for me, I’m directing myself better in 2015 when taking the piss 😉
I was going to give up swearing and drinking; then I thought ‘sod it’, I’ve got a new bottle of whiskey here ….
Great idea, Nigel!