“All week, Hillary Clinton has been saying that she has no intention of running for president. See, this is kind of like her version of ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’ ” — Jay Leno “Hillary Clinton told Time magazine that she sympathizes with Martha Stewart because they’re friends. Apparently, Martha used to come by the Oval Office once a week to try to get the stains out.” — Jay Leno “Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he … Continue reading →